FIG ROLL LAUNDROMAT

I’m talkin ‘bout freedom

freedom for the pike

and his acolytes

I got a tongue

that can take care

of your parasites

if you treat me nice

I got eyes

that I can close

oh yeah

I’M A FIG ROLL LAUNDROMAT

A FIB REEL EUROCRAT

A GLIB DULL TORY FAG

OH YEAH

I’m neither one side

or the other, I

just sit and watch the fight

IF ONLY IF ONLY IF ONLY IF ONLY

IF ONLY THEY WOULD SEE THE LIGHT!

I vote for benefit cuts

from the safety of

my suburban hut

tell you how to live your life

(all the bootstraps you can buy)

give to my chosen charity

run a mixed economy

ride a hybrid meri

to       cra     cy

 

I’M A FIG ROLL LAUNDROMAT…

So don’t let me stop you

creating wealth

cos I provide services to

the National Health

bell ringing on a Thursday night

hand wringing when I’m in

the spot light

oh yeah

GET YOURSELF A YELLOW DOORMAT

I CAN WORK IN ANY FORMAT

WIFE AND KIDS, SUIT AND TIE OR

RAINBOW FLAG WHEN THERE’S

VOTES TO BUY

I’M A FIG ROLL LAUNDROMAT

A FIB REEL EUROCRAT

A GLIB DULL TORY FAG

OH YEAH

I’m neither one side

or the other, I

just sit and watch the fight

IF ONLY IF ONLY IF ONLY IF ONLY

IF ONLY THEY WOULD SEE THE LIGHT!

FIG ROLL LAUNDROMAT

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